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kartatchk:

kartatchk:

kartatchk:

Aziraphale’s bookshop colors 💛❤

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Today I learned that there is a yellow color called “Va va voom” ✨💛✨🌟☀🤩😂

“Rich gold is beautiful in a bedroom, kitchen or foyer. Also use this in a dining room for an aristocratic appeal. Pair with white trim.”

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It was on purpose!!! 💛⭐💛🌟💛✨💛☀💛🔥💛🌟💛✨💛

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geopsych:

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Rainbow meadow, September of 2019!

This pasture hadn’t been grazed that summer and grew over with asters, goldenrod, and bulrushes.

hatingongodot:

I think misinfo is a serious problem and it’s reasonable to provide people with accurate info, but sometimes I’ll see people go “Joe Biden consumed a horse live on TV with his bare hands and teeth” and someone else’ll go “I can find no evidence of this 🤔” and I’m like, cmon man

hi niel. i have a very important question:

if you were being attacked by an infinite number of chickens, how many do you think you could kill before the chickens overcame you?

heartcollectioncupcake:

neil-gaiman:

Couldn’t I just climb a tree? Or get in a car and drive away? I bet I could finish out my lifetime before the chickens caught up with me.

The fact that he chose to answer this question, while he has over 6k in his inbox, makes me laugh.

kragehund-est:

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. “oh it’s such an ugly color, too bright!” look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she’s the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

thealogie:

It’s so funny because s1 crowley was, like, kind of a rascal? proud of taking down the phones, employs an army of rats, turns the paintball guns into real guns and designs the worst highway imaginable. S2 crowley doesn’t even glue coins to the sidewalk….he’s down so bad he can’t even prank humanity anymore…I hope s3 in his despair he’s inventing bad tiktok memes and encouraging billionaires to launch themselves into space

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

crowley is so much more invested in the romance plot hksfdhj aziraphale is like ugh I panicked and came up with this stupid plan and crowley’s like no no no. those girls DO need to kiss. we should have done this ages ago. 

prisonhannibal:

freddie lounds: (calls will graham a psychopath and an insane murderous freak who ran away to europe with his gay cannibal lover)

will graham: why did you call me gay on the internet freddie